加菲貓的經(jīng)典名言

jacky.zane

One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該熱愛(ài)動(dòng)物, 因?yàn)樗鼈兒芎贸?br />
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節(jié)約用水, 盡量和女友一起洗澡

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去愛(ài)你的鄰居, 不過(guò)不要讓她的老公知道

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every
unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個(gè)成功男人的背后, 都有一個(gè)女人. 每個(gè)不成功男人的背后, 都有兩個(gè)

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂(lè)的單身漢遲早也會(huì)結(jié)婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛

The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚的, 結(jié)婚的人很難再聰明起來(lái)

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個(gè)相關(guān)名詞, 他會(huì)給你帶來(lái)很多不相關(guān)的親戚 (聯(lián)系)

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛(ài)情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房時(shí)間來(lái)培養(yǎng)

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩會(huì)生出意外, 后排座位上的意外會(huì)生出小孩

Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
現(xiàn)在的夢(mèng)想決定著你的將來(lái), 所以還是再睡一會(huì)吧

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
應(yīng)該有更好的方式開(kāi)始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每個(gè)上午都醒來(lái)

Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不會(huì)導(dǎo)致死亡! 不過(guò)我不會(huì)用自己去證明

Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看著別人工作

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神決定了誰(shuí)是你的親戚, 幸運(yùn)的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地

鬼鬼

這可不是那個(gè)胖胖的只會(huì)吃和睡的貓說(shuō)的

jiakang

haha, it is ridiculous! very classic

米米拉撒

我看到過(guò)長(zhǎng)得像加菲的人